Sunday, 27 October 2013 Greetings Humanity, It is with great pleasure that I make your acquaintance.Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Bob.I am told that my full moniker is Bobbert Leopold Von Landregstein. I am almost certain that this is my human's idea of a joke.Under the burden of such a ludicrous appellation, I manage to hold on to my dignity and my pride by a hair. If that were not enough, I am the victim of daily physical abuses, without the gift of arms or legs with which to defend myself, or even a mouth which...

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